Act 6 Act 5, Part 1 of 6
Pages 5512-5571 (MSPA: 7412-7471)
Get ready for lots of sighs in this act.
One of my Act 6 Act 2 posts was originally going to be called “The Worst Part of Homestuck (So Far)” but I then decided to name it “A Friendship Permanently Ruined”.
This post was originally going to be called “The Worst Part of Homestuck (Arguably)” but then I decided on “A Friendship Even More Permanently Ruined”.
As a wise man once said, the circle of stupidity is complete.
Act 6 Act 5 of Homestuck opens with a short flash of Jake English sitting alone and bored on his planet, waiting for the day his cool young grandma and her movie-loving brother finally show up. In this flash, Jake’s sprite is revealed to be a combination of Eridan and Sollux, who flips him the bird. Jake wheezes laughing for… some reason? Then he gets an alert from Dirk and sighs again.
TT: Where you at, man.
TT: Which computer are you using?
TT: I’m not comfortable knowing my words could be hovering over Cage’s clownish, sort of gaunt face.
TT: Could you maybe switch back to naked blue chicks as your exclusive desktop fodder? TIA.
TT: But yeah.
TT: I don’t know if you just want a little solitude.
TT: Or if maybe you finally just got like,
TT: A case of Strider fatigue.
TT: I could understand that.
TT: I mean, not to get all neurotic on you.
TT: I’m just saying I get it, if that’s what’s going on.
TT: But for real, if you gotta sneak away for a few days, that’s cool.
TT: Just might be kind of dope if you at least would let me know which planet you scurried off to.
TT: And by dope I guess I mean considerate?
TT: Really not trying to be a drag here.
TT: Wondering what’s up is all.
TT: Want to meet up soon?
TT: I found a really promising tomb we could raid.
TT: Looks like it runs hella deep.
TT: If I’ve got the specs right, could run as deep as the Lion’s Mouth itself.
TT: But without all the fuckin’ fire to deal with.
TT: Wait, I mean Lion’s Mouth.
TT: Gotta underline that key shit. Always forget.
What is going on with Jake? He’s always viewed Dirk as a cool friend and his whole life he’s been excited to go on tomb raiding adventures just like in his favorite movies. But now he isn’t responding to any of his best bro’s messages.Continue reading