Cookie Fonster Dissects Homestuck Part 86: Oh God, It’s Those Characters

Introduction

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Act 6 Intermission 3, Part 1 of 6

Page 5263 (MSPA: 7163) [Openbound: Part 1]

Welcome to eternal hell, as the saying goes.
Also, this is my first Homestuck post to only cover one page.

Time to begin Act 6 Intermission 3 of Homestuck! This act is unusual because most of its content is in three walkaround games focused primarily on Meenah and her Beforan friends. Those walkarounds are collectively referred to as Openbound; individually as Openbound Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3; and they’re one of the most polarizing parts of the comic. Many people hate Openbound with a passion, and it is my goal to see if it is really as bad as people say.

These walkarounds are interspersed with regular pages focusing on the beta kids, plus a flash at the end called Ministrife. I’ve said this before, but to reiterate, each walkaround game will take up an entire blog post; the intermittent pages will also take up one blog post each, including the pages after Openbound Part 3. This means Act 6 Intermission 3 will be divided into six posts total.

When I first read Homestuck, Openbound was two years old.
Now it’s almost seven. And everyone thinks it’s called Meenahquest now.

The Openbound loading screen gives me immense nostalgia. When I first read this part in 2014, I remember waiting ten minutes or more for it to load. Now it barely takes ten seconds. Oh, how the times have changed.

Openbound Part 1 starts with a little Flash cutscene where Meenah Peixes watches the Furthest Ring’s destruction and runs downstairs in excitement. After this cutscene, the rest of the walkaround is programmed in HTML5. At the time when I wrote this post (July 2019), Flash was a year away from dying full but it was still possible to view the cutscene on homestuck.com if you made extra sure Flash was enabled. Then Flash died for real and the glorious Unofficial Homestuck Collection was created, which Hussie himself even endorsed until he changed his mind and bullied the developers into ending this project in a huge shitshow I won’t get into here. Not until late 2025 did homestuck.com finally become usable again with all the flashes and walkarounds working correctly, thanks to the masterful work of Kohi. So anything I had previously written here is irrelevant now.

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