Cookie Fonster Weighs in on Eurovision 2026 (Semifinals): The Year That Five Countries Boycotted

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< 2025 Final | 2026 Semifinals | 2026 Final >

Gonna be honest, after this year’s Eurovision ended, my motivation to review it has been much lower than after last year’s contest. The Israel situation soured the entire show for me this year, far more than the past two years. But I’m pulling through and 11 days after the grand final ended, I finished going through the semis! 10 songs down, 25 to go.


Introduction

Hello again to my readers—hope you’ve all had a good Eurovision week! I certainly did, despite my heart pounding near the end of the results, but I’ll get to that later. In my time zone the show starts at 3 PM, so to watch it I had to take Tuesday and Thursday off work. I chose to take Friday off as well so that I’d have three days off in a row.

Last time Eurovision came to Austria was in 2015 right after Conchita Wurst’s victory, and it took place in the Wiener Stadthalle in Vienna. The very same building was happily willing to host the contest in 2026, so it was pretty obvious we’d be back in Vienna, and indeed we were. It was the first Eurovision hosted in a country’s capital since Lisbon 2018.

The EBU made a big deal about this being the 70th Eurovision Song Contest, so it’s quite ironic that this is the contest with the fewest competing countries since semifinals were introduced in 2004. There were 36 countries competing in 2004; this year there were only 35. Moldova returned after skipping last year, Romania after skipping the past two years, and Bulgaria after skipping the past three, whereas five countries boycotted the contest because of the EBU’s asinine refusal to ban Israel from participating even though their presence is bringing the contest into serious disrepute.

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Cookie Fonster Looks Back on Eurovision 2005 (Final): Greece’s Turn to Triumph!

Intro Post

< 2005 Semifinal | 2005 Final | 2006 Semifinal >

I worked my ass off reviewing Eurovision 2004 and 2005, as you can tell from the speed at which I’ve been releasing my posts. To compensate, I’m going to pause these posts for a week or so before I start reviewing 2006.


Introduction

Out of the 25 participants in the semifinal, ten of them got to join the 14 automatic qualifiers for the grand final of Eurovision 2005, hosted in Kyiv, Ukraine. We’ve got quite a lot to look forward in this final: the first ever winner from Greece, fan favorites from Switzerland and Hungary, and a three-time participating band’s debut for Moldova. But this contest also has some unlucky results for longtime participants: the bottom four consisted of Spain, the UK, France, and right at the bottom Germany. Was this proof that the Big Four weren’t trying hard enough, or proof that Europe hates them? We’ll have to see for ourselves.

The voting system for the final was mostly the same as 2004, but with a few differences. Monaco, Andorra, and Moldova didn’t meet the minimum number of televotes and thus had to use backup juries. And instead of alphabetical country code order, the votes were gives first by the non-qualifiers and then by the finalists, all in performance order—exactly the same order in which I’m reviewing these songs. With 39 countries who each announced their one to twelve points in order, the voting sequence was getting notoriously long and thus was shortened the next year.

Once again, Peter Urban’s German commentary will guide us through the contest. I wonder how he’ll react to Germany scoring last place?

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