Cookie Fonster Reviews Every MLP Episode Part 35: Simple Ways + Filli Vanilli


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Season 4, Episodes 13-14

I had said in an announcement post that I would probably go on a decently long hiatus after finishing my review of Simple Ways. And I did go on a hiatus for nine days (several of which I spent extremely sick), but it was short enough that it didn’t interrupt my post series’ weekly queue.

Season 4 Episode 13: Simple Ways

In five words: Rarity bends herself for love.

Premise: A travel writer named Trenderhoof who Rarity has a crush on visits Ponyville, but when he ends up obsessing over Applejack, Rarity tries to overhaul her personality in response.

Detailed run-through:

This episode starts with a Ponyville town meeting where it is announced who will get to be the master of ceremonies for a festival celebrating the town’s founding, and Rarity wins. This sets up the premise for the episode and gives Rarity a reason to meet her celebrity crush face-to-face.

You know what? I’m going to skip to the part where Rarity reveals her crush on Trenderhoof, a travel writer who she hopes to impress during the Ponyville Days Festival.

I’ve heard that some people criticize this episode for focusing on romance, supposedly because Lauren Faust didn’t want the show to have any, which is total nonsense because Rarity has had crushes since the start of the show. I think the real reason this episode’s focus on romance gets flack is one of two things: (1) Twilight Sparkle’s romance arc with Flash Sentry in Equestria Girls left a sour taste in fans’ mouths, and they doubted the show’s potential to have good romance arcs in the future, or (2) fans don’t want canon material to intervene with their favorite ships. After Prince Blueblood turned out to be a disappointment, it makes sense that Rarity would set her eyes on a new love interest, who she’s revealing at long last. I really don’t see the issue with Rarity having a crush in this episode. It’s not like Trenderhoof was an already existing character; he’s introduced as Rarity’s love interest, and he’s, well… not much more than that. Rarity gives some exciting descriptions of the guy, saying that he’s good at predicting trends and wrote an article about Las Pegasus before the place got popular, but once we see him in person, he doesn’t get much of a personality. But I’ll get to that.

While waiting for Trenderhoof to arrive at Ponyville’s train station, Rarity does many things that people with crushes tend to do: bring a friend along for emotional support and get hyper-panicky waiting for her crush to arrive, worrying that he won’t come after all. Twilight Sparkle’s presence makes me think about how her crush on Flash Sentry came out of fucking nowhere if I’m being brutally honest. If you are to assume Equestria Girls canonically happened, Rarity did Twilight (and the viewer) a kind favor by not pressing Twilight about her crush, even though she easily could have. The point I’m making is that unlike the case of Flash Sentry, the way Rarity’s crush on Trenderhoof is introduced and portrayed feels quite realistic.

Twilight Sparkle succeeded in emotional support; she’s the one who pushed Rarity to talk to Trenderhoof.
Literally pushed, using her magic powers.

Here’s the tragic problem with this episode: once we meet Trenderhoof in person, it doesn’t take long before his character devolves to “the guy with a crush on Applejack”. He gets two lines before Rarity takes him over to Sweet Apple Acres: one telling Rarity she can call him “Trend”, and another saying he’s reminded of an article he wrote about a wedding in Manehattan.

And then, when Trenderhoof is taken to Sweet Apple Acres, that’s where he truly falls in love.

Trenderhoof: I’ve heard about it, of course. But to see it in verité, to stand on the soil of a working farm… You can really feel the authenticity.
Rarity: Oh, yes, uh… they, they really do grow apples here.
Trenderhoof: Thank you, Rarity. Thank you for bringing me here. This farm is truly something special.
Rarity: Ah… I had planned to transform it into an elegant country inn for the festival… but now I see just how special it is… au naturel.
Trenderhoof: Au naturel indeed.

Notice how Rarity is caught off-guard by Trenderhoof getting so joyed to see the farm of all things. She thought she knew everything about this guy, but here she is blindsided by him showing an unexpected love of homemade agriculture. She doesn’t take long to reevaluate her perception of Trenderhoof and regain her composure. She’s willing to shuffle her idea of how to please Trenderhoof by cancelling her plan to turn the barn into a country inn, which is very on-brand for Rarity: she bends backwards to make others satisfied, and she’s only just begun that in this episode.

And her willingness to reassess the world around her if an odd new factor is introduced is why Rarity is completely thrown off when Trenderhoof falls in love with Applejack. That’s how it is with romance: love doesn’t follow the rules of other emotions. It’s a chaotic spirit that defies sense and reason. It drives people to do insane things if left uncontrolled, and it can bite you back when you least expect it, as Rarity learns here. Fiction has been enthralled by the concept of love for as long as fiction has existed, and I can easily see why. I view humans as inherently knowledge-seeking creatures who want to know everything they can about the world, and few things give humans greater frustration (or greater drive to write flowery stories) than topics they can’t pin down like the nuances of emotion. The same holds for dreams, which are another concept that eludes the grasp of science.

Hey… you don’t mind if I go into a tangent about King of the Hill, do you?

*clears throat*

The two-part episode Returning Japanese is easily one of the most touching episodes of the show, and it’s heavily focused on the strange things that love does to people. There’s one line in the episode that struck me above all else. For context, Bobby met a girl who doesn’t speak English except for one word, “dance” (which she says like “dansu”) and had a romantic fling with her through playing dance pad games out on the streets, and then he remarks to his family that love doesn’t care what language you speak. And his normally rude and crass grandpa is understanding of this, since the whole reason they came to Japan was so that he could reconcile with a nurse who he fell in love with long ago. Bobby’s line about love got me thinking about the inscrutable workings of this emotion, and this sort of thing is what I like about King of the Hill. The show feels much more down-to-earth, much closer to reality, than most adult cartoons out there, and it’s gotten me thinking a ton about various topics in life, not the least of which is the strange workings of love.

Alright, back to MLP.

Spike stops by Rarity’s place and finds her having a dramatic meltdown over her crush. Given his relationship with Rarity, he makes for an interesting counterpoint as she lets out how distraught she is.

Rarity: (interspersed by panting) Oh Spike, how could you ever know what it’s like to be totally obsessed with a pony only to find out they’re obsessed with somepony else?
Spike: (looks silently with his arms crossed)

Another strange thing that love does to people is decrease their self-awareness. Rarity normally knows well that Spike is infatuated with her while she has her own separate subject of infatuation, but since that object of infatuation just backstabbed her, her entire worldview has collapsed, and nothing matters to her except getting this guy’s heart back.

This episode focuses on three unrequited crushes, and they’re all connected to each other.
Spike to Rarity to Trenderhoof to Applejack.

Rarity tries to get Trenderhoof’s attention by portraying herself as more of the farming type, but his feelings for Applejack remain unbroken. Applejack is put off by Rarity trying to make a fake image of herself, which matches with her element of harmony in a deeper way than just telling the truth; also with being true to herself.

Spike is doing a great job keeping his cool in this episode. All he wants here is for Rarity to also keep her cool.

Spike: Rarity, why do you want to plow a field?
Rarity: Is it me, or could this use a splash of color? Maybe a wash.
Spike: Don’t we need to check on the gala decorations?
Rarity: Yes, yes, of course. But Trend obivously has a thing for farm life. If I can’t convince him that I’m just as much of a farm hoof as Applejack, I’ll never get him interested in the festival.
Spike: The festival. Right.

Here’s an interesting instance of Rarity procrastinating on her tasks. Her job to prepare Ponyville for the city festival has been derailed by her desire to impress Trenderhoof, and her last line quoted above shows that she’s kept telling herself that this is all in the name of the festival. Sort of like how when you’re distracting yourself from a project you’ve been putting off, you might jump through hoops to convince yourself that the thing you’re doing is relevant to the thing you’re supposed to be doing. Spike knows what it’s like to be hopelessly in love with another pony, and even he thinks Rarity’s actions are over the top.

Maybe it makes sense that Trenderhoof at this point is portrayed as fixated entirely on Applejack, given how much I was talking about love doing weird things to people’s minds.

Trenderhoof: Rarity, can I ask you something?
Rarity: Oh, why Trend. You can ask me anything.
Trenderhoof: I’ve been meaning to ask for a while, and… frankly, I’m… sort of embarrassed.
Trenderhoof: Rarity… do you think… Applejack would be my date for the festival?

I can see that Rarity still held a tiny sliver of hope that maybe Trenderhoof likes her after all, and that her crush fawning over Applejack instead was just a bad dream or a misunderstanding. She so badly wants the romance she dreamed of to be true, and it feels like a slap in the face for Trenderhoof to talk to her about Applejack this, Applejack that yet again. Her logical brain should accept that Trenderhoof isn’t interested in her, but she can’t help but hold out some dreamy hope.

As honest as ever, Applejack tries talking some sense into Rarity and says she has no idea why Trenderhoof is obsessed with her. But Rarity has convinced herself that Applejack is deliberately stealing this guy’s heart, because that absurd theory is easier for her to accept than the idea that her crush doesn’t like her back. See again: love does weird things to people’s brains. She’s decided to crank her country act up a notch, which she teases at the end of the scene by putting on an accent that imitates Applejack’s.

At her boutique, Rarity presents the new theme for the festival, called Simple Ways (the old one was called Small Town Chic). While she had gotten Spike to participate in this presentation, the rest of the Mane 6 all laugh at it. That’s the only way they’re able to react to Rarity doing an exaggerated overhaul of her personality in a desperate attempt to win Trenderhoof’s heart.

Twilight Sparkle: (laughs) Rarity, you aren’t serious, are you?
Rarity: Well, of course I’m serious! (clears throat)
Rarity: (in country accent) Why wouldn’t I be?

Rarity briefly slips out of her country accent when questioned because maintaining this charade requires her to twist her brain into knots too strenuous for her to handle. That’s how strongly she’s refusing to face the truth about her celebrity crush.

Applejack: Because you would never dress like that. You like fashion and high society and fancy things.
Rarity: And I can like plowing fields and hauling apples just as much.
Applejack: But you don’t!
Rarity: How do you know what I like?
Applejack: Because I know you.
Rarity: Well, maybe you don’t know me as well as you think.
Applejack: And I suppose it’s just a coincidence that Trenderhoof seems so interested in country life too?

A master of honesty, Applejack can easily see that Rarity isn’t facing the truth, and that gets her frustrated. She can see that Rarity is convincing herself of a complicated fake reason for putting on this country act, when the real reason is clearly because she wants Trenderhoof’s love. It’s sort of like how I spent years telling myself fake reasons why I was supposedly a brony when the real reason was sincere enjoyment of the show itself. Applejack is set off by seeing someone suppressing the truth like this because it goes against her own values. Rarity’s eyes perk up at the last line here, but then she continues denying her reason for doing all this.

Time to fixate on Sweetie Belle again! Notice how Sweetie Belle doesn’t look too shocked to see her big sister pretend to be a country pony. Could it be that Rarity has had episodes like this before? Episodes as in previous times she bent herself backwards for a love interest, not as in episodes of a TV show. Or maybe Sweetie Belle thinks her sister has a good reason for doing this and doesn’t want to question her. There are a lot of fascinating explanations you can gather from Sweetie Belle’s lack of a reaction to her sister’s country shtick.

Rarity tells the kids in this scene that if you want to be simple, more is more, and proceeds to dump a whole bunch of ridiculous country clothes on Apple Bloom. I think this may be a metaphor for how Rarity is going through as extreme of a personality overhaul as she can to avoid facing the truth.

And here’s where things get really fun. Applejack presents a supposed overhaul to her personality that’s like Rarity’s overhaul, but in reverse. Their conversation mirrors Applejack and Rarity’s prior argument that I had quoted, where Rarity tells Applejack that she’s into farming and not fashion, but Applejack insists otherwise. I think a mirror is a good analogy for this because when you look in a mirror, you’re technically seeing the world in reverse, with backwards text and people’s right and left body parts flipped. Applejack showing Rarity what her act like from an external perspective is much like showing someone a mirror so they can see how ridiculous they look.

Applejack and Rarity are a fun pair of characters to contrast against each other.
Their dynamic is much more productive at this point than it was in season 1.

As Applejack and Rarity argue pretending to be exaggerated versions of each other, Rarity lets her regular self’s way of talking slip a few more times. Then she unwittingly does the last push to bring her regular self back when she covers herself in mud and then screams in terror. While Applejack gave her a nudge to realize how ridiculous she was being, Rarity herself did the last step to push her country shtick out of her. She apologizes to Applejack, then freaks out when she learns that Applejack stole one of her dresses for this affair and got it dirty.

But then Trenderhoof enters the barn, dressed as a farmer and ready to abandon his prior life in favor of Sweet Apple Acres. Rarity tells him what she just learned with Applejack’s help: that you shouldn’t change who you are to please someone else. It looks like Trenderhoof also got carried away with love, and unfortunately, this means most of his screen time was spent obsessing over Applejack, which prevents his character from having much depth.

Applejack is still wearing her fancy outfit in this scene. Perhaps because she wants Trenderhoof to ignore her?

Rarity narrates the episode’s moral as she returns to her original idea for the Ponyville festival, and it proves to be a success. Trenderhoof even gives her a rose as thanks, and it looks like he’s gone back to his regular self too.

Overall thoughts:

This episode does many things well: Rarity repressing the truth through overcomplicated endeavors, Applejack teaching her a lesson about honesty, some humorous personality swap shenanigans, a demonstration of how love can do strange things to people, and voice acting during Rarity’s country shtick that must have been difficult to pull off. But it has one glaring flaw: Trenderhoof barely has any character to him. He has a promising start when Rarity describes the cool things he did as a travel writer, but when we see him in person, he doesn’t have much personality besides being obsessed with Applejack. Normally, Rarity’s episodes do a good job bringing fun additions to the show’s cast, especially the last Rarity episode I went through (and I’m not saying this solely because I like Coco Pommel), and this one unfortunately doesn’t really. But this episode is a step in the right direction when it comes to this show handling romance, which it gradually does more of in later seasons.

Grade: C

Another episode with a flaw too glaring to give it a B.

Miscellaneous notes:

  • The King of the Hill tangent was something I had been holding in for quite a while. I’m willing to bet that if my Homestuck blog posts were running today, I would have found quite a few excuses already to talk about that show in them. That’s one of two things that can happen when I decide to watch through a show: either I give up early on, or it worms its way into my subconscious and I start having ridiculous dreams about it.
  • Trenderhoof points at Derpy Hooves when referring to “the unappreciated”, which is a blatant lie that shows he doesn’t know Ponyville as well as he likes to think. It’s also an indirect statement of how the show’s fans and staff alike love this clumsy delivery pony.
  • I could have sworn this episode featured Rarity eating tubs and tubs of ice cream while crying to herself. It must have been a different season 4 episode; I know for sure it was in this season.

In the next episode, Fluttershy takes a turn to suppress her fears and worries, specifically her stage fright.

Season 4 Episode 14: Filli Vanilli

In five words: Fluttershy temporarily circumvents stage fright.

Premise: When Big Macintosh, a member of an acapella group called the Ponytones, loses his voice, Fluttershy fills in for him in through a sneaky loophole that lets her avoid having to conquer her stage fright.

Detailed run-through:

This episode starts with Fluttershy having an ordinary, pleasant day at her house, which quickly leads her to sing about the music all around her. She doesn’t show it often, but since the very first episode we’ve had evidence that Fluttershy is quite a musically oriented pony; remember, she was in charge of setting up the music for the Summer Sun Celebration by directing a choir of birds. But since all the Mane 6 burst into song quite often, Fluttershy singing by itself wouldn’t demonstrate much about her musical interests, which is why she’s singing about music here.

These shocked reactions demonstrate how infrequently Fluttershy demonstrates her singing skills.

Fluttershy: Ohhhh. You, um… you didn’t hear me… um…
Pinkie Pie: Singing in the most beautiful voice EVER?!
Rainbow Dash: Uh, yeah we did!
Fluttershy: (gasps and shudders)

This scene sets up this episode’s premise very well. Fluttershy has a strong skill that she’s unfortunately far too nervous to share with the world. She genuinely has no idea how good she is at singing, and it shows because the rest of her friends are blown away at her performance. It’s an elegant way to lead to her arc of stage fright.

Rarity is so impressed by Fluttershy’s singing that she suggests that Fluttershy join the Ponytones, a group that happens to be performing tonight at Fluttershy’s pet center fundraiser. The rest of the Mane 6 are on board with this idea, while Fluttershy stammers and keeps getting interrupted. This is a situation Fluttershy finds herself in a lot: she tries to say something and get her friends’ attention, but her friends never let her talk and assume they know what she wants.

Fluttershy declines Rarity’s offer to join the Ponytones despite being one of the group’s biggest fans, and after a little more stuttering, she says that she has stage fright. Pinkie Pie immediately asks if stage fright is contagious, and while this silly question leads to a proper explanation of this common fear, I also think it has strong implications regarding Pinkie Pie’s character. I think a pony as extroverted as her might have trouble understanding how stage fright can possibly be a thing. Her immediate assumption is that “stage fright” must be some infectious disease that makes ponies scared of stages, not a lifelong condition that some of them struggle with.

I imagine Spike would eagerly admit to being a fan of the Ponytones, but insist it’s not solely because of Rarity.

While preparing for the fundraiser, the Ponytones practice singing a song called “Find the Music in You”. It’s worth noting that the Ponytones’ lineup consists of two existing characters (Rarity and Big Macintosh), who have a new interest of theirs revealed through presence in this group, and two new characters left for fans to make their own stories about. Big Macintosh’s presence in the group shows that not every shy pony has stage fright; either that, or he’s found a good way to deal with his stage fright.

As the Ponytones practice, Fluttershy happily and quietly sings along to the song, then gets embarrassed when others walk by. This tragically shows just how intense her stage fright is: she’s incredibly worried that others will notice her apparently beautiful singing voice and pile her with unwanted attention, even when she’s just humming along in the background. She doesn’t want to face her fear of attention, and it hurts.

In a move of extremely inconvenient timing, Big Macintosh has lost his voice on the day of the performance. It turns out he used up his vocal ability on a competition that he had won six years in a row, but not this time.

Rarity: A– a– a turkey call? You lost your voice doing a… TURKEY CALL?!
Pinkie Pie: Lost his voice and the title! (makes turkey noises)

Rarity is humorously annoyed at Big Mac’s reason for losing his voice. It shows how prestigious she regards the Ponytones: any Apple family competitions to her are pointless distractions in comparison, which shows some haughtiness on Rarity’s end. Still, Rarity is right to react to this extremely unfortunate coincidence with such annoyance: sometimes for an episode’s plot to work, something specific must happen at a remarkably convenient (or inconvenient) time.

Man, Bridle Gossip feels so long ago now.

When Rarity mentions that Big Macintosh would need a remedy for his lost voice, Fluttershy decides they should go visit Zecora to see what she can do about it. Zecora says that she can’t immediately heal Big Mac’s voice, but she can use leaves from the Poison Joke to make Fluttershy’s voice sound deep. This episode gives us a flashback to Bridle Gossip, reminding us of the deep voice Fluttershy was inflicted with—a suitable replacement for Big Mac’s voice that gives Fluttershy an opportunity to sing without having to deal with attention, since she will sing behind the curtains while Big Mac moves his lips. It’s a clever callback that turns an old one-off joke into a serious part of Fluttershy’s character arc. After a bit of convincing, Fluttershy agrees to do it.

Big Macintosh looks nervous at first, but he warms up quickly enough.

The Ponytones (with Fluttershy secretly filling in on the bass) perform “Find the Music in You”, which is quite a catchy song, successfully. Fluttershy is really enjoying herself and singing her heart out behind the curtain, glad to exert her musical interest without others seeing her. When the performance ends, the illusion comes close to breaking when Applejack says Big Mac’s voice sounds better than ever—another way Fluttershy is unaware of her own singing skills—and the others notice Fluttershy was on the wrong side of the curtain. Rarity says that Fluttershy was making sure everything in the performance went smoothly, which isn’t technically a lie.

I completely forgot this girl debuted before season 7’s Forever Filly. A clever reuse of a minor character!

A filly named Zipporwhill particularly enjoyed the show and wants the Ponytones to sing at her cute-ceañera tomorrow, and here’s where Fluttershy starts being secretly overloaded with responsibilities due to her natural talents. This is something that’s happened to her before: falling headfirst into a glamorous position and now everyone’s suddenly all over her. But unlike her stint as a fashion model, here she’s enjoying her responsibilities, performing behind the scenes so that she doesn’t have to tackle her stage fright.

Though Rarity normally goes to great lengths to please others no matter how much it strains her, here she’s reluctant to accept all the offers for the Ponytones to perform at more and more events. Perhaps the difference here is because Rarity is part of a group and would rather not put too much pressure on her fellow singers? In any case, Fluttershy convinces Rarity to accept the offer each time by saying in her deep voice that she wouldn’t want to disappoint the mayor or the spa ponies or whoever they’ll be performing for next. I like to think Fluttershy knows that a deep manly voice tends to come off as a figure of authority who you can’t say no to, and she’s taking full advantage of that effect so that she can continue to sing her heart out. Towards the end of this montage, Fluttershy starts improvising on her bass part while Big Macintosh sweats and struggles to keep up, which shows how strongly she’s enjoying this undercover gig.

Rarity tells Fluttershy that Big Macintosh’s voice is all healed, and Fluttershy is bummed out about this. She was so joyed about this secret loophole that let her sing without being seen, and it leads her to use her manipulative side once more. She asks Big Mac to let her sing for him one last time, and her characteristic teary pleading face sells him on it.

How can anyone say no to this face?

Look at how starry-eyed Fluttershy gets when she’s allowed to fill for Big Mac again. She’s a very passionate singer, and stage fright is a big obstacle that gets in the way of her exerting this passion the way one normally would. She knows that singing unseen like this is not sustainable, and she wants to extend this rare opportunity as long as she can. But in the long run, all she’s doing is dancing around her problem of stage fright, which she knows she will have to face head-on at some point…

… especially because in the next performance, she gets so carried away with the joy of singing that she accidentally blows her cover. While magic potions in the MLP universe have their genuine uses, here Fluttershy used one to artificially bypass her stage fright, and whenever characters in this show try to artificially bypass problems, it’s never long before their stopgap solution bites them back.

Fluttershy’s reveal is met with brief shock, then with cheers and applause, which to her is terrifying. We get a nightmarish scene that visually conveys what stage fright feels like, which is good to have because many emotions are hard to put into words and can’t fully be understood by everyone. This scene, which shows how unsettling it is for Fluttershy to be met with a loud and enthusiastic audience, is a great way to give viewers without stage fright a taste of what stage fright is like. It reminds me of Fluttershy getting haunted by traumatic memories in Hurricane Fluttershy, which culminated in her being surrounded by a tunnel of eyes.

After Big Macintosh answers a series of questions from Applejack about what all happened with a sequence of eeyups and nopes, the rest of the Mane 6 search for Fluttershy, which soon enough leads to this infamous part:

Twilight Sparkle: You in here?
Fluttershy: Yes. I’m here.
Pinkie Pie: That was totally unbelievable! I mean, the curtain came up, and there you were, singing in front of everypony!
Pinkie Pie: And you know, I don’t think anypony was jealous, ’cause there certainly wasn’t an angry mob, but it must have been horrible standing there on stage, all eyes glued directly on you. It’s like you were living your own personal worst nightmare!
Fluttershy: (cries) It was. (cries more and flies off)

Why would Pinkie Pie EVER say something like that?! Is she somehow that oblivious to how serious of an issue stage fright is for Fluttershy? Is she that insistent on refusing to understand this insecurity that’s been haunting Fluttershy from within?

Actually, I’m not going to rationalize this part. Pinkie Pie may be clueless or thick at times, but not to the point of driving someone to tears without being able to see how genuinely hurt they are. She was insensitive to Fluttershy a few times in this episode, but this is easily the peak point. Her rant to Fluttershy about how horrible it must have been to be in front of the crowd was solely done to drive Fluttershy to tears and lead to her grand emotional catharsis. So maybe Pinkie Pie could sense on a narrative level that Fluttershy needed a catharsis and thus decided that driving Fluttershy to tears was for the greater good? Wait, I think I ended up rationalizing this painfully out-of-character rant yet again even though I said I wouldn’t. Pinkie Pie may break the fourth wall at times, but that never gets in the way of how she’s pleasant and easygoing and loves seeing others smile.

Twilight Sparkle: What Pinkie meant to say was that you were really great.
Pinkie Pie: Wait! Didn’t I say that?
Rarity: Hardly.
Pinkie Pie: Whoops. (runs out the house) YOU WERE GREAT!

See again: Pinkie Pie can be thick-headed at times, but normally not to the point of forgetting to compliment someone and instead reminding them how much of a traumatic experience they had. I have to wonder if Twilight Sparkle knows Pinkie Pie well enough to understand that she didn’t mean harm, or if she’s just covering for Pinkie in a last-ditch attempt to make Fluttershy feel better. The rest of the Mane 6 try to compliment Fluttershy, but all they do is scare her more as they appear from every corner. And Pinkie Pie certainly doesn’t help when she says that Fluttershy sounded like a dude. I interpret that as more of Pinkie being oblivious but not in a way that I feel is aggravatingly out of character, because Pinkie sounded confused as to why Fluttershy’s voice sounded masculine and never quite got the scoop on why Fluttershy chose to do that.

Wait, I got it! Pinkie Pie in this episode is a changeling! Of course!
(Nah, that’s the cheapest excuse you could ever come up with.)

Fluttershy tells her friends she is never going to sing in front of anyone again, but then when they all catch up, Rarity reminds Fluttershy that she was the one who insisted the Ponytones perform for all those silly events. This proves that Fluttershy’s declaration to forsake singing was a heat-of-the-moment statement, and she really does enjoy singing. Shortly after that, the ponies realize how traumatic it really was for Fluttershy to be met with all this thunderous applause and loud screaming. Often, it takes a friend confirming that it really was that bad for you to truly understand what a condition like stage fright is like.

To bring this episode full circle, Fluttershy joins the Ponytones in singing an arrangement of the song she sang at the start of the episode, and it’s quite a joy to see a song from this show rearranged in a new style.

But at the end of the performance, it’s revealed that the audience was nothing more than Fluttershy’s closest friends and some of her animals, which is a refreshing moment of realism. While it would be stunning for this episode to end with Fluttershy having a triumphant moment where she proves her singing skills to a grandiose crowd, it also wouldn’t be very realistic. Insecurities such as stage fright can only be truly dealt with one step at a time, as Fluttershy says here, and this scene nicely sets the stage for Fluttershy’s character arc of slowly becoming less shy. She remains introverted throughout the show, but she gradually becomes more willing to take on challenges and prove her worth. She even says this after declining Rarity’s offer to perform at a big Apple family event:

Fluttershy: I’ll get there someday, but for now, baby steps, everypony. Baby steps.

This line feels like promising that there’s plenty more to come with Fluttershy getting over her fears. She’s taking steps to redeem these issues, and she knows it’s something you can’t resolve immediately, because that’s not how life works.

To end this episode, Fluttershy writes a friendship journal entry saying that you can’t run from your fears if they prevent you from doing something you love. This is a moral that suits Fluttershy’s episodes very nicely, given that her arc focuses on facing fears.

Overall thoughts:

Most of this episode is very good and gives a believable portrayal of stage fright that shows how serious of an issue it is for those who have it. It introduces a new interest of Fluttershy’s that has plenty of precedence in prior episodes, then gives her an opportunity to use that interest while avoiding her fears that bites her back in a very fitting manner. All this is done through a fun callback to a season 1 episode that shows how highly this show regards its continuity. And it ultimately leads to a step of character development from Fluttershy that feels far more realistic than a grand moment of triumph would. All these points of praise make Pinkie Pie’s ultra-oblivious and insensitive characterization in this episode all the more frustrating. It’s by far the biggest low point of this episode, and it tragically prevents this episode from being one of the best of season 4 in my mind.

Grade: C

I would love to ignore Pinkie Pie’s needlessly rude rant to Fluttershy and give this episode a B, because I think everything in it that doesn’t involve Pinkie Pie is really great. But unfortunately, enough of this episode hinges upon that rant that I can’t sidestep its existence.

Miscellaneous notes:

  • In the flashback sequence showing the turkey call competition that Big Mac had won six years in a row, everyone participating seemed to be an Apple family member. Therefore, Pinkie Pie winning the competition this year is a subtle reference to the ambiguous revelation from Pinkie Apple Pie, which shows that the Apple family is laid-back enough to eagerly allow Pinkie Pie to compete in their events.
  • “Bridle Gossip” is such an annoying episode name to type now that I’ve had to type it multiple times in this review. I keep typing “Bridge Gossip” by mistake.
  • In this scene, Lyra is standing alongside another background pony (I think fans call him Noteworthy?) whose cutie mark, like hers, is music-related. I wonder if this scene caused an outbreak among fans who prefer to ship Lyra with Bon Bon? Maybe the reason Bon Bon is playing ball with a seal is to distract herself from the harsh truth that the love of her life is suddenly hanging out with a totally different stallion.

The next episode shows Twilight Sparkle having something in common with Fluttershy: difficulty being in the spotlight.

See you next week as I inch closer and closer to Maud Pie’s debut. (If you couldn’t tell, I’m very excited to get to Maud Pie’s debut, but that won’t be until two weeks from now.)

>> Part 36: Twilight Time + It Ain’t Easy Being Breezies

Cookie Fonster Reviews Every MLP Episode Part 31: Flight to the Finish + Power Ponies


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Season 4, Episodes 5-6

Season 4 Episode 5: Flight to the Finish

In five words: Bullying gets better of Scootaloo.

Premise: The Cutie Mark Crusaders prepare an opening routine for the Equestria Games, but when Diamond Tiara mocks Scootaloo for her inability to fly, they’re discouraged from going further.

Detailed run-through:

Been a while since we last were at the Cutie Mark Crusaders’ school.

To start this episode, Cheerilee brings two special guests to the class she teaches: Ms. Harshwhinny and Rainbow Dash. They announce that the kids may get to take a part in the Equestria Games, specifically through a competition where they each need to come up with a flag-carrying routine, and the winning team gets to perform it in the games. This is the point where I remember that the Equestria Games are the other overarching plot of season 4—the one that doesn’t involve finding the keys for the mysterious chest, that is. But those plots do intersect in Rainbow Falls, which is a few episodes from now.

Ms. Harshwhinny and Rainbow Dash play off each other in fun ways as they explain the rules of the opening routine. Ms. Harshwhinny insists on keeping a reserved, professional attitude, while Rainbow Dash can’t control her excitement and brags about the time she carried the flag as a filly, which Scootaloo of course swoons over. When Ms. Harshwhinny mentions that Rainbow Dash will accompany the winning team to the Crystal Empire, the Crusaders’ faces light up one by one. To them, this is their chance to see the place they got a taste of when Spike wrangled them up in babysitting antics! And opportunities to go such places don’t come easy for them, being fillies and all.

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Cookie Fonster Reviews Every MLP Episode Part 30: Castle Mane-ia + Daring Don’t


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Season 4, Episodes 3-4

Season 4 Episode 3: Castle Mane-ia

In five words: Ponies incite fears by accident.

Premise: The Mane 6 explore the ruins of Celestia and Luna’s old castle. Spooky shenanigans unwittingly ensue.

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Some of the show’s seasons have the third episode directly follow up from the two-part premiere, either to tie some loose ends or to begin the season’s overall arc. This episode does both, showing that Twilight Sparkle has combed through every book in Ponyville and found no information about the chest that came from the Tree of Harmony. It never fully sinks in for Twilight that she can’t learn everything from books; it’s a cute little quirk of her character that she still resorts to books after all this time.

Twilight Sparkle having wings makes it easier to show when she’s hyper-excited.

Twilight Sparkle initially considers checking out the libraries in Canterlot, but then she gets a letter from Celestia saying she should visit the ruins of her and Luna’s old castle in the Everfree Forest. It’s the same castle we previously saw Nightmare Moon ravage in a flashback, which explains why it’s in ruins and makes for some nice attention to continuity. It’s also the same castle the Mane 6 first got the Elements of Harmony from, which I admittedly forgot until Rainbow Dash brings it up about six minutes in, then retroactively added to this paragraph. Spike is creeped out by this place, but Twilight Sparkle is overjoyed.

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Cookie Fonster Reviews Every MLP Episode Part 27: Just for Sidekicks + Games Ponies Play


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Season 3, Episodes 11-12

I’m almost done with season 3 now! My final season 3 post, covering Magical Mystery Cure, will come out a week from now, and then I’ll take a bit of a break. I think it’ll be fun to release my first season 4 post on (almost) the one-year anniversary of my first season 1 post: March 11, 2022.

Season 3 Episode 11: Just for Sidekicks

In five words: Spike experiences continuous babysitting mishaps.

Premise: While the Mane 6 are out to the Crystal Empire, Spike has to watch over their pets and gets into a huge wrangled mess.

Detailed run-through:

All his pony friends have pets of their own just like he did, but that didn’t stop Spike from doing what he thought was right.

This episode starts with a quick follow-up from the ending of Dragon Quest: a set of photos showing Spike with his pet phoenix named Peewee, ending with him releasing Peewee back to his homeland. As I said at the end of Dragon Quest, this is a selfless gesture on Spike’s part, showing that as much fun as he had with his little pet, he knew the right thing to do was let Peewee live with his own species. I’m going to imagine that Spike traveled there all by himself to drop off his little buddy, much like he traveled to the dragon kingdom by himself in Dragon Quest. It would be a good example of him taking extreme lengths for those he cares about.

I love how Spike is singing along to the background music. He does more of this throughout this episode.

Spike prepares a delicious gem cake, but he can’t control himself from eating all the gems for it in the process. He immediately suspects Owlowiscious of stealing the gems, until the owl shows Spike a spoon that reflects his face, indicating that he ate them. Their one-sided rivalry from Owl’s Well That Ends Well has returned in full light here, cementing this episode as one that doesn’t take itself too seriously.

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Cookie Fonster Reviews Every MLP Episode Part 26: Spike at Your Service + Keep Calm and Flutter On


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Season 3, Episodes 9-10

Season 3 Episode 9: Spike at Your Service

In five words: Spike contradicts all previous logic.

Premise: After Applejack saves his life, Spike insists on acting as Applejack’s servant as payback and constantly messes things up in the process for some reason.

Detailed run-through, I guess:


I’m sorry for sounding so reluctant here. It’s just that this is the least excited I’ve ever been to analyze a MLP episode, because this episode… well, it’s one of very few episodes of the show that I outright dislike. So bear with me here, OK? I’ll try to get back to the good stuff as soon as I can.

No, I am not going to skip this episode, as tempting as it may be.

To start this episode, Twilight Sparkle gives Spike a day off because she has a huge set of books Celestia wanted her to read over the weekend. Spike excitedly goes outside and goes through a long list of things he’s wanted to do… except it’s a very short list of simple tasks like smelling his feet, which he gets through quickly. At this point, Spike probably feels lacking in identity other than being “Twilight Sparkle’s sidekick”, and while plenty of episodes explore this aspect of his character in earnest depth, this one uses it to lead up to a storm of annoying contrivances.

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Cookie Fonster Reviews Every MLP Episode Part 22: The Crystal Empire, Part 1 + 2


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Season 3, Episodes 1-2

NOTE: I published this post about an hour early so that I could get it out and update the previous MLP post and introduction post before going off to do convention things.

How appropriate for my first MLP post of 2022 to be number 22. Well, I actually wrote this post in 2021, but I held off publishing it until 2022 to give my posting schedule some breathing room. 2022 is a complete open book for me; aside from me attending MAGFest at the start (as of this post’s publication, I’m at the convention right now), only time will tell what experiences I will go through as the year progresses.

Also, here’s how season 3 will be divided up. Season 3 consists of 13 episodes, so each post will take up two episodes, except for Magical Mystery Cure, which will get a post all to itself. Not because I expect my review of that episode to be extremely lengthy, but simply because the season has an odd number of episodes and I had said I wasn’t going to do posts covering three episodes anymore. Because of this, one episode of season 3 has to get a post all to itself, so I went with the obvious choice. On the other hand, when I go through later seasons, there will probably be plenty of times where I decide to give an episode a post to itself solely because I expect its review to be lengthy, like Slice of Life or Amending Fences.

But as much as I adore both of those season 5 episodes, let’s not get too ahead of ourselves. Instead, it’s time to start season 3!!!

Season 3 Episode 1: The Crystal Empire, Part 1

This review has spoilers for up to the season 4 finale!

In five words: Twilight Sparkle begins unexpected test.

Premise: Celestia puts Twilight Sparkle and her friends to the task of protecting the Crystal Empire, which has returned after a thousand years, from the wrath of King Sombra, who has also returned after a thousand years.

Detailed run-through:

Who is this nerdy-looking unicorn girl and what’s her deal?
(I wouldn’t be surprised if fans have a common consensus on what her deal is.)

Season 3 of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic begins with a short scene where a royal guard informs Celestia that “it” has returned. This scene is quite a strange way to begin the third season, but it serves a clear purpose: loosely hinting at a new villain, matching the pattern of every two-part episode so far introducing a new villain. First Nightmare Moon, then Discord, then Queen Chrysalis, and now… it. (I’m talking about King Sombra, of course.)

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Cookie Fonster Reviews Every MLP Episode Part 19: It’s About Time + Dragon Quest


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Season 2, Episodes 20-21

Season 2 Episode 20: It’s About Time

In five words: Time travel mishaps cause hilarity.

Premise: Twilight Sparkle receives a brief worrying message from her future self and goes through a bunch of wacky shenanigans in an attempt to prevent whatever timeline her future self came from.

Detailed run-through:

Ever since I first watched the show, I’ve always loved Twilight Sparkle and Spike’s dynamic.

This episode begins similarly to Lesson Zero: with a reminder of Twilight Sparkle’s comical obsession with organization. Spike is woken up from a dream about Rarity in the middle of the night by a panicked Twilight Sparkle, who realized that while making a schedule for this month she forgot to make time to make a schedule for next month. This scene sets the stage for this episode’s tone, and it tells us that this episode will be another one where Twilight Sparkle’s neurotic side leads to a massive dump of hilarity.

In this scene, the music takes a turn for the sci-fi sounding.

It all starts with Twilight Sparkle getting a foreboding message from her future self, who as you can tell from the image above has been through a lot of injuries. Twilight presumes right away that something horrible must have happened in the future, indicating an endearing lack of self-awareness about her neuroticism, which is the real reason she looks so beat up. She simply doesn’t know how hilariously panicked she can get about the smallest things.

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Cookie Fonster Reviews Every MLP Episode Part 15: Secret of My Excess + Hearth’s Warming Eve + Family Appreciation Day


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Season 2, Episodes 10-12

I didn’t get this post done in time a week ago, so I decided to push it back a week (plus a few hours), making this the first time my MLP posts skipped a week. This may happen sometimes as I prioritize finishing my Homestuck posts (only twelve left!) over making my MLP posts. The good news is, once I finish my Homestuck post series, I never have to think about Homestuck again!!!

Posts about a different work of media aside, we’re now at the first of several points where the episode numbering of my MLP review posts might get a little confusing, because the release order differs from the production order. In this case, Hearth’s Warming Eve was moved ahead a few slots to be released around Christmas. I’ve decided to do these posts in release order, because that’s what most unofficial mirrors of the show do, and I must admit I’ve been using those to watch the show. An advantage of this order is that the season 3 episodes “Just for Sidekicks” and “Games Ponies Play”, which take place at the same time, are side by side.

With those little clarifications out of the way, let’s begin!

Season 2 Episode 10: Secret of My Excess

In five words: Spike’s dragon greed causes havoc.

Premise: As he gets lots of birthday presents, Spike gets carried away with greed and turns into a ferocious, gigantic dragon. (Er, not to imply he wasn’t previously a dragon.)

Detailed run-through:

As previously promised, I’m going to compare Spike’s and Rainbow Dash’s episodes before I start this run-through. Both these characters have personality traits in common, specifically high self-image and tendency to embarrass themselves. Rainbow Dash’s episodes are a frequent source of second-hand embarrassment for me, but when Spike gets up to antics with questionable morality, I more often think, “come on, you’re better than this”. I’m not sure where that difference comes from; both characters in their episodes tend to have personality traits exaggerated or contrived. Maybe it’s because Spike’s personality isn’t portrayed quite as consistently as Rainbow Dash’s? It takes quite a long time—until season 6, I’d say—for the show to start being kinder to Spike, making his episodes before then a bit of a mess. This is easily one of the more tolerable ones, but then you have “uh, what?” episodes like Spike at Your Service. Although I’m generally defendant of Spike’s character, I won’t deny that his episodes tend to be weird.

This beginning of this episode tells us that this is going to be another one of those episodes focused on Spike’s self-admiration. Spike walks in on Twilight Sparkle reshelving her books and holds a fire ruby gem that is supposedly his birthday present to himself. Spike’s self-image is either endearing or obnoxious depending on the circumstances, and in this episode it’s the pivot of the friendship lesson, so it’s naturally going to be a little obnoxious.

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Cookie Fonster Reviews Every MLP Episode Part 12: Lesson Zero + Luna Eclipsed


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Season 2, Episodes 3-4

Season 2 Episode 3: Lesson Zero

In five words: Twilight undergoes hilarious mental breakdown.

Premise: Twilight Sparkle realizes the deadline for her weekly letter to Celestia is imminent and causes havoc (and hilarity) trying to find, then make a friendship problem.

Detailed run-through:

Spike probably hears the word “checklist” so often that it sometimes doesn’t even seem like a word anymore.

This episode starts with Twilight Sparkle reminding us about her comical obsession with checklists by reviewing her checklist for items needed to create a checklist, then starting her checklist of things she has to get done today with making a checklist of things she has to get done today, which is confusingly recursive. This obsession reminder leads to a groan from Spike and sets the stage for this episode’s focus: Twilight Sparkle’s obsession with order and detail going complete bonkers.

Derpy Hooves is here!!!!!

This episode is where the show’s theme song is updated for the first time, both visually and musically. The instrumentation has been adjusted to be a little more punchy (especially in the intro), and the vocals have been re-recorded. As for the visuals, only the scene above has changed, most notably adding a train with a certain fan favorite background pony inside the roof and replacing the random background stallion with Big Macintosh—a heartwarming testament to the fans and a logical, obvious replacement respectively. The Cutie Mark Crusaders are briefly seen together in the back of the train, which is again a logical addition.

Worth noting that this episode is the first one where unicorns’ magic has a consistent look, with a different color for each unicorn.
Between magic colors and the updated theme song, this episode is the first one that FEELS like season 2.

Twilight Sparkle’s signs of obsessive-compulsive disorder increase as she goes to Sugarcube Corner and picks up a box of twelve cupcakes from Mrs. Cake, except it turns out to be thirteen, and the frosting isn’t spread 100% evenly. You could argue it’s weird that Twilight’s character is exaggerated just for the sake of this episode, but I couldn’t care less in this case because this episode is so hilarious. She resolves the situation by leaving an equally tiny bit of frosting on each cupcake. Most of the frosting ended up on Spike, who comically washes himself using his tongue with a sort of tornado formation, which is perfectly in line with this episode’s sense of humor.

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Cookie Fonster Reviews Every MLP Episode Part 10: Party of One + The Best Night Ever


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Season 1, Episodes 25-26

I’m warning you right now: my review of The Best Night Ever is gigantic. It’s my longest episode review yet! My review of Party of One, on the other hand, is fairly short.

Season 1 Episode 25: Party of One

In five words: Pinkie undergoes infamous mental breakdown.

Premise: The day after a birthday celebration for her pet alligator Gummy, Pinkie Pie notices something fishy about her friends and suspects that they don’t like her parties anymore. She doesn’t take this well, to say the least.

Detailed run-through:

This musical sequence is the first time we see Rainbow Dash’s residence, but it’s only the outside.

This episode begins with a musical number where Pinkie Pie visits each of her friends’ houses, giving a singing telegram about Gummy’s upcoming birthday. I love everything about this musical number—Pinkie Pie’s increasingly ridiculous outfits, the scene transitions with Gummy in various poses, her friends’ confused reactions, the song gradually slowing as Pinkie gets tired, and the hot air balloon she rides to visit Rainbow Dash’s place. Not to mention the implication that she sang the song in its entirety to each of her friends individually, leading each of them to have the exact same reaction. The whole thing is so fun and silly, so Pinkie Pie.

After the theme song, Gummy’s birthday party is held with the right amount of humor to be typical for this show while still making it clear that the ponies are all grateful to have Pinkie Pie as a friend.

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