Cookie Fonster Fondly Recalls Eurovision 2023 (Final): A Duel Between Jury and Televote Bait

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With the release of this post, I’ve finished my original goal back when I started this blog post series! But now, I have one more year left to review. Be patient for my 2024 posts, OK?


Introduction

Liverpool, England got to host the final of a special edition of Eurovision, the first to be co-hosted by two countries. The presenters consisted of three women, the same ones who hosted the semifinal, plus one man who joined them for the final. We have British actress and TV host Hannah Waddingham (or as I like to call her, the British Petra Mede), British singer Alesha Dixon, Ukrainian singer Julia Sanina, and for the final, the BBC commentator for Eurovision who’s originally from Ireland: Graham Norton. His presence among the hosts parallels Terry Wogan in 1998, the last time Britain hosted. Terry and Graham both alternated between hosting and commentating, because for the Brits, Eurovision wouldn’t be what it is without a sarcastic Irishman in the commentator booth. While Terry Wogan commentated solo in 1998, Graham Norton alternated with one of the semifinal commentators, Mel Giedroyc. I’ll be watching their commentary for the grand final.

The postcards did something special this year: they showcased three landmarks in Ukraine, the United Kingdom, and the country about to participate that each had something in common, such as universities, opera houses, or botanical gardens. In the third country, we see the contestant performing an activity of their choice, and oh my god they’re so fun to watch. They’re my favorite Eurovision postcards of all time and I’ll discuss further why they’re so great in the general thoughts.

The final results were a battle between two strong competitors: Sweden’s song that was blatantly designed to be popular, and Finland’s song which naturally became an enormous fan favorite. Sweden won the jury vote with 340 points and Finland won the televote with 376 points, but despite Finland’s bigger televote score, Sweden earned their seventh victory. Finland’s fan favorite got second place, and third place was somehow a girl bop from Israel. I won’t even mention which country got last place. It breaks my heart too much.

Ah yes, I remember the opening film and act with its new arrangement of Stefania! The BBC tricked me into thinking every past contest would be as good as this, god dammit. And the early contests with their orchestral reprises of the last winner tricked me into thinking every contest would open with a lovely rearrangement of the past winner.

That was an absolutely perfect flag parade and intro with the hosts—I stayed engaged all the way through. I love the parade alternating between British pop hits and Ukrainian Eurovision entries—an admission that Eurovision is far more influential to the Ukrainian music industry than to the UK’s, but the British music industry is still nothing to scoff at—and I love the 2023 flag parade in general. And the hosts’ opening is perfect too, I love that they tied it in with an announcement that Luxembourg would return next year. Before too long, we get to the first song of the evening, which is…

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Cookie Fonster Fondly Recalls Eurovision 2023 (Semifinals): The First Year I Watched Live

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Let me tell you guys right now: I am absolutely, utterly stoked about reaching Eurovision 2023. I hope you guys are at least half as excited to read my thoughts on it!


Introduction

Well, I’ve finally reached the first Eurovision year I watched live. I started this blog post series just a few weeks after the contest, so you can imagine how impatient I was back then to reach 2023. Now I’m finally at this year, but another year has passed since then and now 2024 is the one I’m impatient to get to. But I’ll cherish this year anyway! I didn’t just watch Eurovision 2023 live when it happened, I also intensively followed the pre-season and memorized everything about all the songs. So I still know most of these songs like the back of my hand. Can you just stop and think about how crazy it is that Eurovision happens every single year (except for 2020)? Most international competitions occur only every two years, or every four years, but Eurovision still manages to be an annual event. That’s pretty awesome if you ask me.

After Ukraine won Eurovision 2022, the EBU faced a dilemma: should Eurovision 2023 be hosted in Ukraine, or in a different country in case the war doesn’t end? On June 17, 2022, they confirmed Ukraine wouldn’t be able to host the contest. Ukrainians were initially unhappy with the decision, but then on July 25, the EBU decided to host the contest in the United Kingdom, and Ukraine was on board with that. This was the UK’s reward for scoring second place, and their first time hosting Eurovision since 1998. It was also the ninth time the UK hosted Eurovision, and the first time the previous winner didn’t host since 1980. I’m glad we’re now in an era where every country is willing to host Eurovision after victory. Ukraine was just unable to because of the war, but they did lend a hand to help the BBC put this show together.

Cities in all four parts of the United Kingdom expressed interest in hosting Eurovision, and the winner was Liverpool, announced as the host city on October 7. It’s a city famed for its musical heritage, known for being the hometown of the Beatles and many other famous British musical acts, so what better place is there to host the world’s biggest music show? British fans were absolutely delighted to have Eurovision back in their country—I know because I met some of them in Malmö and they talked about how great it was. Since the UK has tons and tons of people, it was famously difficult to get tickets this year. Everyone I’ve heard of who saw the contest live said it was absolutely worth it.

This contest featured most of the same countries participating in 2022, but three skipped out: Bulgaria, Montenegro, and North Macedonia. This meant that the map of Europe had even more holes than last time, but we’ll make do with the countries that are there. We have a relatively small lineup of 37 countries, and thus only eleven non-qualifiers to go through.

I should also mention that this contest features two important changes to the voting. First off is that the semifinals are now televote-only, which I think is an excellent change. It gives more power to the people without messing with number ratios or the twelve points system. The second is exciting for me: viewers from the rest of the world can now vote in Eurovision! The contest has now embraced that people love it around the world—mainly in the US and Canada, Europe, Israel, and Australia, but it has scattered fans from many other corners of the world. Viewers in non-participating countries have the perk of being able to vote in both semifinals, and my European friends are jealous of me for that.

I had already written a short post reviewing Eurovision 2023, but I had always intended to write a full-length review of the year, and now the time has come! I had suspected that by this point, I’d write sprawling detailed paragraphs about every song, and I was right. I will watch the semifinals with German commentary, which I could have done back in 2023 without needing a VPN, but I didn’t know that at the time. This was Peter Urban’s final year commentating Eurovision. He has done this every year since 1997 except 2009, props to him for sticking around this long!

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