Cookie Fonster’s Eurovision 2010 Ramblings (Semifinals): The First Non-Qualifier to Break My Heart

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And now we have all 37 songs confirmed for Eurovision 2024! I’m not sure when I’ll make my fourth “unorganized predictions and hopes” post, because I want these songs to solidify in my brain first, and also because I don’t want to listen to each song too much like I did in 2023. April is a relatively quiet month for Eurovision fans, particularly compared to February and March, so I’ll probably do it then.


Introduction

I’m now at a point where my Eurovision reviews feel less like I’m diving into old European history, and more like I’m catching up on all the episodes of a TV show I like. As fun as it was to go through the early years of Eurovision, there’s no denying it: the recent years are by far the most exciting.

The history behind Eurovision 2010 reflects the economic problems that had plagued Europe. After the grandiose show Russia had put on, Norway decided to scale things back for their third time hosting Eurovision. For one thing, Norway was efficient when choosing where to host. On May 27, 2009, just two weeks after Alexander Rybak’s victory, NRK went with the safe choice of hosting in Oslo (just like 1996). On July 2, they had already decided which building to host it in: the newly built Telenor Arena. While Russia last year had a complex stage full of moving LED screens, Norway went for a simple stage with minimal light effects. This was mainly a cost-saving measure, but it also helped draw more attention to the performers and set this year’s personality apart from last year.

The global financial crisis was also why four countries from last year didn’t rejoin: Andorra, Czechia, Hungary, and Montenegro. Andorra still hasn’t returned to the contest, despite Susanne Georgi’s best efforts. The other three would come back in 2015, 2011, and 2012 (with an infamous joke entry) respectively. Georgia came back this year, after their previous entry was rejected. The total head count was 39 countries.

Two changes in the voting: The qualifiers from the semifinals were now determined by a mix of juries and televoting, as would be the case each year up to 2022. The voting was now open while all the songs were performed, which was also done in 2011 and will be done again in 2024.

I’m excited to review this year mainly for one reason: Germany was the winner! But first I have to get through these two semifinals, guided by Peter Urban’s German commentary.


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Cookie Fonster’s Eurovision 1996 Dissertation: An Atmospheric Top Three

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Last week, I booked flights to Copenhagen in May for ẗhe Eurovision Song Contest 2024! I plan to visit both Copenhagen and Malmö (two very close cities) for the contest, and that’ll be my big trip of 2024. I have no idea whether I’ll get tickets for the contest, but I’ve told it’s worth visiting the host city either way. This will be my first time in both Denmark and Sweden!


Introduction

Eurovision 1996 was Norway’s second time hosting Eurovision, and this time they chose their capital, Oslo. It graciously gave Ireland a one-year break from hosting. This was the second contest to have a semifinal, but it again didn’t have the format we know today. Norway automatically got a slot in the final, but 29 countries—all but one of whom had participated before—competed for the other 22 slots. Their qualifying round was not a televised event, but an audio-only jury selection.

Seven countries were eliminated in the semifinal: Denmark, Hungary, Israel, Romania, Russia, and two that especially hurt: North Macedonia and Germany. North Macedonia wanted to debut this year, but they had to wait till 1998. Germany was eliminated despite sending a fan favorite song, which caused a lot of controversy that I’ll discuss very soon. It also meant there were no more countries with perfect attendance, since Germany was the last. Five countries returned after skipping 1995: Estonia, Finland, the Netherlands, Slovakia, and Switzerland. Ireland won for the seventh and most recent time, and Norway and Sweden were the next highest.

I feel like I should be more surprised that one of the hosts (Morten Harket) is the lead singer of a-ha, the band known for “Take on Me”, but Flo Rida once competed in this contest so anything is possible. The other host (Ingvid Byrn) is a regular old Norwegian TV presenter. The EBU must have realized that hiring two singers as presenters in 1991 wasn’t a great idea.

The postcards had a three-part format: first the singer introduces themselves and sings a song of their choice, then the usual good old Norwegian scenery, and finally a politician from each country wishes the contestant luck in their own language. I’m guessing the organizers had three different ideas for postcards and combined them into one.

This blog post will cover 30 songs: the seven non-qualifiers, then the entries in the contest itself. It’s gonna be a doozy, so you better buckle up. I watched this contest with British commentary.

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Cookie Fonster’s Thoughts on Eurovision 1980: Oddball Year, Normalball Winner

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Introduction

Before I begin, I’m obligated to say that “normalball” is totally a real word. If you think it isn’t, there’s probably something wrong with you.

In many ways, Eurovision 1980 was the opposite of a normalball. First off, it’s the only contest since 1958 hosted neither in the previous winner nor the United Kingdom. Israel wasn’t willing to host after winning, and neither was Spain (the runner-up) nor the UK (the usual fallback). So instead, the Netherlands stepped in and hosted a low-budget show in The Hague, in the same building as 1976. This was the last time until 2023 that the previous winner didn’t host the contest, and the last contest hosted in the Netherlands until 2021. Unlike the last two years, this contest had only one presenter, and she almost entirely spoke Dutch.

Another oddity that this was the only Eurovision with an Arab country participating, and the only one with an African country. The country is Morocco, which participated for the first and only time due to Israel’s absence, which was itself due to Israel’s Remembrance Day. Turkey returned after skipping last year, and Monaco withdrew, only to return in 2004 to 2006.

In terms of the winner, this contest was the opposite of the opposite of a normalball, or more concisely, a normalball. Johnny Logan won for Ireland with “What’s Another Year”, the first of many Irish ballads to win in the 80’s and 90’s. It was the second of Ireland’s seven victories, and first of Johnny Logan’s two victories—three, if you count the song he composed in 1992.

This contest didn’t have proper postcards, but in their place is something I found super cool. Before each song, a presenter went on stage to introduce it in its country’s native language, accompanied by a slideshow of photos in the corner. Now I wish Eurovision did that every year. I watched the contest with German commentary.

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Cookie Fonster Writes About Eurovision 1977: No More English for You

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Introduction

Hosted in London, England for the fourth and last time, Eurovision 1977 had a lineup of 18 countries like last year. Yugoslavia skipped out, not to return until 1981, and Sweden returned, starting a streak of attendance unbroken to this day. It was almost going to be the first Eurovision with an Arab country participating, namely Tunisia. However, Tunisia withdrew before selecting a song. Despite many of them being in the European Broadcasting Union, Arab countries have been reluctant to join Eurovision due to Israel’s presence. Lebanon almost participated in 2005 and had a song ready, but withdrew for the same reason. The only Arab state to participate was Morocco in 1980, in a year where Israel skipped out.

In this contest, the language rule was brought back with an asterisk. If a country selected a song before the change was announced, it was exempt from the language rule. That’s why Germany and Belgium sang in English this year.

This contest was delayed by a month because the technicians were on strike. It was held in May instead of the then-usual April. Because of the strikes, there were no postcards this time; shots of the audience were put in their place, which just isn’t the same. I wanted to watch this contest with French commentary due to the winner, but I couldn’t find it, so I settled for German.

In the intro, when the German commentator mentioned Prince Charles of Wales, I realized that up to 2022, Eurovision took place within Elizabeth II’s reign. If only Eurovision ended before her death, it could be like the famous fact that Homestuck ran entirely within Barack Obama’s presidency.

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