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Cookie Fonster Writes About Eurovision 1977: No More English for You

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Hosted in London, England for the fourth and last time, Eurovision 1977 had a lineup of 18 countries like last year. Yugoslavia skipped out, not to return until 1981, and Sweden returned, starting a streak of attendance unbroken to this day. It was almost going to be the first Eurovision with an Arab country participating, namely Tunisia. However, Tunisia withdrew before selecting a song. Despite many of them being in the European Broadcasting Union, Arab countries have been reluctant to join Eurovision due to Israel’s presence. Lebanon almost participated in 2005 and had a song ready, but withdrew for the same reason. The only Arab state to participate was Morocco in 1980, in a year where Israel skipped out.

In this contest, the language rule was brought back with an asterisk. If a country selected a song before the change was announced, it was exempt from the language rule. That’s why Germany and Belgium sang in English this year.

This contest was delayed by a month because the technicians were on strike. It was held in May instead of the then-usual April. Because of the strikes, there were no postcards this time; shots of the audience were put in their place, which just isn’t the same. I wanted to watch this contest with French commentary due to the winner, but I couldn’t find it, so I settled for German.

In the intro, when the German commentator mentioned Prince Charles of Wales, I realized that up to 2022, Eurovision took place within Elizabeth II’s reign. If only Eurovision ended before her death, it could be like the famous fact that Homestuck ran entirely within Barack Obama’s presidency.

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Cookie Fonster Summarizes Eurovision 1976: Backtracking to Traditionalism

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Introduction

Eurovision 1976 was hosted in the Netherlands’ only city to host two Eurovisions: The Hague. It was the first contest presented by a former contestant, namely Corry Brokken, the winner of 1957.

The country lineup is a bit unusual this time, because Sweden skipped it for the third and last time. The reason is because their broadcaster didn’t have enough money to host if they won next year, so a change was made in response: for later contests, every participating broadcaster had to help pay. Once again, this is a rule change caused by a controversy, and it won’t be the last one caused by a country’s absence. That is also how the Big Five happened. Malta skipped this contest too, not to return until 1991, as did Turkey. On the other hand, Greece and Austria both rejoined this contest.

This contest is also notable for a high concentration of English. Of the 18 songs in it, seven are entirely in English, and two partly. The language is in entries from countries like Switzerland, Austria, and even Italy. I wouldn’t be surprised if that was why the language rule was reinstated next year. To the EBU, Italy singing (mostly) in English must have crossed the line. Speaking of English, I watched the contest with British commentary—appropriate considering the winner.

One more thing: The postcards feature each participant exploring their countries, enclosed by a circle of all the participants’ flags in order. Helpful for knowing which song is next!

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Cookie Fonster Nitpicks Eurovision 1975: The Year of Songs About Songs

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During this quiet season of Eurovision news, I have to admit I said a little “yesssss” when Serbia confirmed they’ll participate in 2024. Why are the former Yugoslav countries so much better at using their own languages than most others?

Introduction

We’ve reached the 20th year of Eurovision! The 1975 contest was the first of six (soon to be seven) Eurovisions hosted in Sweden, and the first of three hosted in its capital: Stockholm. This contest had 19 countries total: all returned from last year, France and Malta rejoined, and Turkey made its debut. Unfortunately, due to Greeks and Turks’ conflict over Cyprus, Greece skipped out this time. For the same reason, Turkey skipped out when Greece rejoined the next year. It took until 1978 for Greeks and Turks to participate in Eurovision together.

Turkey has a mixed history in Eurovision—they scored poorly at first, but their results gradually improved as fans started to enjoy their style of music. Turkey won in 2003 and scored second place in 2010, but their last time participating was in 2012. It’s generally accepted that Turkey’s absence is due to anti-LGBT sentiment in their government, which is a huge tragedy. Aside from this topic, this contest saw the Netherlands win with one of the most beloved 70’s Eurovision songs: Ding-a-Dong. It was the first opening entry to win a Eurovision contest, and the Netherlands’ last victory for 44 years. The UK scored second place, as you’d expect from them. Germany had one of the lowest scoring entries, but today their song is a fan favorite.

Speaking of Germany, I watched the contest with German commentary. The commentator called it the “Eurovision Schlager Wettbewerb” which is so much cooler of a name than what Germans normally call it: the Eurovision Song Contest. I’m now pissed that the name “Eurovision Schlager Wettbewerb” isn’t in common use. It sounds so badass!

The contest’s broadcast opened with a super cheesy wordless skit about the history of Sweden, with blatant green screen effects. Then we get to the show itself! It was the first Eurovision where the presenter dominantly spoke English over the host country’s native language. There was also the obligatory French, of course. The contest featured postcards where each contestant painted themselves holding their country’s flag, which is rather cute. One more thing: this was the first contest to feature the “12, 10, 8 to 1 points for each country’s top 10 songs” voting system that’s been consistently used (with some variation) to this day.

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Cookie Fonster Plows Through Eurovision 1974: The Most Famous Contestant Ever

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Today, Malmö was confirmed as the host city for Eurovision 2024, matching the host city after last time Loreen won. Since it’s at the southern tip of Sweden, it’s a convenient location for people in nearby countries like Denmark and Germany.

Introduction

Aside from the victory of Sweden’s ABBA, one of the most famous bands in the history of the world, what else is notable about Eurovision 1974? Quite a few things.

Because Luxembourg declined to host twice in a row, it took place in the city where I was born: Brighton, England. I have not been there since I was a baby. The contest happened to be in the year my father was born. If those coincidences weren’t crazy enough, I was born in a year where Sweden won with an upbeat pop song in swing rhythm and major key too (1999).

This contest is one of only two that France skipped, because their president Georges Pompidou had recently died. This also meant Anne-Marie David, the previous winner, couldn’t give ABBA their prize; the BBC director Charles Curran did so instead. France did have a song ready, and I’ll review it as a bonus. This is far from the only year where a country selected a song but then withdrew. I view those withdrawn songs similarly to the canceled 2020 contest—they’re the “what could have been” of Eurovision history.

Greece made its debut in this contest this year. The country has a reputation for embracing its ethnic music in Eurovision, but not quite as much in recent years. They’ve won the contest only once, in 2005, and their best results after that were three third places.

The voting system returned to each jury distributing ten points between each country, but only for one year. 1975 would bring us a system closer to what we know today. I watched the contest with commentary in German, from the non-participating Austria. Because there was no Austrian jury, the commentator offered for viewers to pick their own favorite via phone. (Also, postcards are back!)

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Cookie Fonster Recounts Eurovision 1973: A Breath of Linguistic Freedom

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The 1973 edition of Eurovision was hosted once more in Luxembourg City, this time in the Grand Théâtre de Luxembourg. Unlike other Eurovision contests, the orchestra performers surrounded the singers this year, seated in vertical rows. That, together with the bold 1970’s style font, gave this contest a uniquely charming presentation. This contest had 17 participating countries, since Austria and Malta left from last year and a new country joined. It was the first Eurovision participant outside of Europe (but inside the European Broadcasting Union): Israel.

There’s no two ways about it—Israel is a highly controversial country. I don’t consider myself qualified to talk about political issues, but there are several instances of Israel-related drama in Eurovision that it’ll be hard to avoid discussing. In all my blog posts, I try to keep a neutral tone when discussing controversial topics, and the same will hold for Eurovision drama. Still, with four victories and many other iconic entries, Israel has become an integral part of the contest’s history.

The most notable change from prior contests is that for the first time, the language rule was lifted. Countries could sing in any language they chose for the next four years. Sweden and Finland jumped at the opportunity to sing in English, but Norway went the extra mile and sent a song using almost every participating country’s language. I feel like this change was made for the sake of the Nordic countries, which had a strong English-language music scene. When more non-Nordic countries started singing in English in 1976, the rule was reinstated the next year.

It’s unusually hard to find commentary on this contest because Belgium’s performance is blocked on YouTube everywhere except Belgium. With a VPN, the best I could find was an upload with British commentary, marred with lots of white noise. I watched that in alternation with an uncommentated archive on Mega. This was the first of many Eurovisions commentated on TV by Terry Wogan, who was famous for his deadpan humor. That’s why I wanted to access this contest’s British commentary so badly. I had never even used a VPN before writing this post!

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Cookie Fonster Listens to Eurovision 1972: The Year of Romantic Duets

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This time of year, the only real Eurovision updates are countries gradually confirming they’ll join next year (including the ones that were pissed), plus the host city selection. Fans are already speculating on who will win 2024 based on whatever patterns they can scrounge up, a clear sign of this news drought. If you’re following these posts, I hope it’s helping lessen your post-Eurovision depression!

Introduction

Since tiny little Monaco didn’t have any buildings suitable to host Eurovision, the United Kingdom stepped in yet again and brought the 1972 contest to Edinburgh, Scotland. This is the only Eurovision hosted in Scotland, and the only one hosted in a part of the UK other than England. Also related to Celtic nations, it’s the only Eurovision with an entry sung in Irish. It had the same 18 countries as last time and the same “1-5 points per juror” voting system as last time, and this time Luxembourg won. I watched it with German commentary… well, mostly. The upload I found alternated between British and German commentary when the voting began, probably because parts of the German commentary were missing.

Unlike the last two contests, this didn’t have any postcards between songs, just pictures of the singers on the big screen. The cards in 1970 featured the singers in their respective countries, in 1971 tourist destinations in those countries, so maybe the Eurovision staff decided they weren’t doing this time. Clearly, they changed their minds in not too long.

I guess I could give a few additional facts, like “this was the first contest where no songs got the same score” or “this is the first time two winners in a row had the same songwriter” (both true), but then I’d sound like a trivia section on a fanmade wiki, especially on the website known as… shudder… Fandom. Let’s just begin!

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Cookie Fonster Picks Apart Eurovision 1971: The Rise of Vocal Harmonization

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Eurovision 1971 was the first of seven hosted in Ireland, and the first of six hosted in Dublin. It had a total of 18 countries, including all that had previously skipped except Denmark, plus a newcomer: the tiny Mediterranean island country of Malta, which wasn’t even independent until 1964. This time, Monaco won for the first and only time.

This contest completely redid the voting system, presumably to appease the countries that were mad about the four-way tie two years ago. This time, every country had a pair of jury members (older and younger than 25 years respectively), who each gave songs 1 to 5 points, and the points were all added up so that every country got no less than 34 points. I think that’s a cumbersome system with the obvious hole that a country could vote others low so that they’d comparatively score higher, but somehow it was in place for three years in a row. Plus, rating anything numerically is dumb because number ratings mean different things to different people.

I didn’t expect the Irish presenter to actually speak Irish at the start! Even though I couldn’t understand it, I could tell it was fluent Irish and not just an English speaker who took two semesters of an Irish class, so that made me smile. She introduced the contest in French as well, then English, then the event commenced.

I watched this contest with German commentary from Austria, and I think that’ll be my default choice. Almost all of the media I watch and conversations I have are in English, so why not use this project to immerse myself in some more German? I may choose commentary in other languages too, depending on my mood and what’s available.

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Cookie Fonster Dives into Eurovision 1970: A Decade’s Shaky Beginning

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Let me preface this post by saying 1970’s music is the fucking best and you don’t get anything like it these days. It was when people put heart and soul into composing popular music and cared about making those songs good and not totally dull and repetitive. As I go through this decade, be prepared for me to pop off about songs you probably think are boring, especially if you grew up during the 70’s and took this amazing style of music for granted.

Eurovision 1970 was hosted in Amsterdam, the second host city in the Netherlands, because they were the winning country that hadn’t hosted in the longest. Unfortunately, the four-way victory last year meant that Portugal, Norway, Sweden, and Finland skipped out due to protest, and Austria and Denmark continued to skip out. This brought the contest to a new low of 12 countries, the fewest since 1959, with no returning artists from prior years. There’s a silver lining to this decrease in participants: to increase the contest’s runtime, every song was preceded by a charming little postcard video, a Eurovision tradition to this day.

With Ireland’s first of seven victories, this contest began a streak from 1970 to 1977 where every winning song was in English or French, which included the four years without the language rule. The 80’s varied the winners’ languages more, but the 90’s had so much bias towards English that the language rule ended entirely. Some countries still voluntarily uphold the language rule, and I get sad whenever I remember Germany doesn’t.

This contest began with a four-minute video showcasing streets and buildings in the Netherlands, then a hilariously short introduction from the presenter. She basically just said “good evening and welcome to Eurovision 1970” in French, English, and Dutch. It was so brief that it felt jarring.

I watched this contest with Ireland’s commentary in English, done by Valerie McGovern. As far as I know, Eurovision has never been commentated in Irish.

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Cookie Fonster Investigates Eurovision 1969: The Notorious Quadruple Tie

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We’ve now reached the year my mother was born in! I can imagine her as a baby to get a feel for how long ago this contest was. Eurovision 1969 was the only contest hosted in Spain and the first hosted in a city I’ve been to: Madrid. The count of Eurovisions hosted in cities I’ve visited is anywhere from four to eight, depending on what you count. I’ve been to Madrid, Paris, Munich, and Lisbon; Brighton and Athens too, but only as a baby; and I’ve transferred at airports in Amsterdam and Düsseldorf. Counting all of these, I could increase the number to 14 if I ever visit Dublin.

This contest had 16 countries, since Austria skipped it this time. After a rapid increase in contestants in the first decade, it must have been disappointing when countries started skipping out. Except for people who hated Eurovision and thought it was the stupidest thing ever; they probably found it satisfying.

The most notable part about this contest is that four countries tied for the winner: the United Kingdom, Spain, France, and the Netherlands. I imagine that the people running Eurovision must have been embarrassed that they never made a tiebreaker rule, which they did next year. Luckily, there were just enough medals to give to the winners. Normally one medal went to the winning singer, and up to three medals went to the winning songwriters; this time, each medal went to a winning singer. The four-way win was so controversial that four more countries skipped out in 1970.

A few other facts: Madrid was the southernmost and westernmost host city at the time. It was the first Eurovision broadcast in the Americas; according to the presenter, Chile, Puerto Rico, and Brazil. The promotional material was designed by a name everyone knows: Salvador Dali. That sounds crazy to me, but is it any crazier than ABBA being from Eurovision?

Fittingly, I watched this contest with commentary in Spanish. This should be a fun way to test how well I know the language, after learning it on and off for a year.

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Cookie Fonster Scrutinizes Eurovision 1968: Finally Broadcast in Color!

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Eurovision 1968 was hosted in London, England, in their iconic building, the Royal Albert Hall. It featured the same 17 countries as last year, which was all countries that had ever previously participated except Denmark. Although it was the first Eurovision broadcast in color, most viewers watched it on grayscale TV anyway. This isn’t a problem for people watching the contest half a century later, like me.

Once again, the contest started with an orchestration of “Puppet on a String”, the previous winner. It’s notable for the United Kingdom losing to Spain by only one point, which fans were very salty about. This was Spain’s first of two victories; their second would be part of the joint four-way win next year. Spain has had bad luck with almost winning, but let’s be real: as far as members of the Big Five go, they aren’t doing too bad.

I watched this contest with Norwegian commentary. Surprisingly for a contest hosted in the UK, the English commentary doesn’t seem to be archived anywhere. I found a YouTube upload of the Norwegian commentary with English subtitles, but the subtitles don’t actually translate the commentary and instead talk about the contestants’ careers in retrospect, which I can easily read about online elsewhere. I’ll just make do with what I have.

(This contest’s Swedish commentary has been archived too. Unlike most Eurovision commentary, it was done by a woman.)

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